Let's face it, greeting cards have become WACK. They have become the standard way of saying: "Yo today's a special day, but I waited until the last minute to celebrate it for you with this generic, corny piece of recycled paper I bought on my way here." And honestly, we only truly get excited about opening them when there's money inside. But what if greeting cards could bring back the excitement, the surprise, the "Haha I Got You" back to the days we celebrate. What if the cards were part of the memories you're creating? Welcome to Unwelcome Greetings, the greeting cards for the internet generation. We help you say it, unexpectedly.